Once tagged, and understanding I wasn't going to let him escape the challenge, the indomitably witty, imaginative and superb author , Kevin Ansbro, quickly realised that telling his website designers not to create an attached blog might have been a little premature. Not imagining he would ever use one, he had dismissed having it as an option as unnecessary...
But, now, where the heck to put his responses to the challenge?
But, now, where the heck to put his responses to the challenge?
I'm honoured to host Kevin's revealing and funny post (and am also glad Kevin's now checking out the setting up of his own blog. I want more of what he has to offer!)
(Remember, if you're tagged, to let originator of the tag, Nicolette at A Little Bit Bookish, A Little Bit Writerly, know, so she can check out your cool post!)
Over to Kevin...
‘Confessions of a
writer’ tag.
I
was chased and tagged by congenial Annelisa Christensen, to continue a creative
succession of blogs whereby writers can guiltlessly talk about themselves
without appearing to be too self-obsessed.
Self-aggrandisation is not normally my thang, but bugger it, let’s do this and be damned!
Self-aggrandisation is not normally my thang, but bugger it, let’s do this and be damned!
When did you first
start writing? Was being a writer something you always wanted to be?
Hell,
no. Like any sensible schoolboy, I wanted to be a footballer, or James Bond.
Curiously, neither of these things happened; instead, I began adulthood
realising that achieving good qualifications in art and English literature
didn’t immediately propel me into a life of glamour and affluence.
Nevertheless,
every time I read an underwhelming best-seller, I would vaingloriously snort,
“I could write better than this!”
To
which my wife would reply, “Well, what’s stopping you, big head?” (Julie didn’t
actually say the ‘big head’ bit, but I knew damn well she was thinking it).
My
first book, The Angel in my Well, was
a short story written as a diversion from the stress caused by my mum’s slow
death (and her descent into dementia), whilst in a care home.
Mum subsequently died, and I was left with a raw, rushed, heartfelt manuscript which I didn’t have the inclination to edit. I certainly never intended it to be read by the general public!
Mum subsequently died, and I was left with a raw, rushed, heartfelt manuscript which I didn’t have the inclination to edit. I certainly never intended it to be read by the general public!
To
cut a long story short, a wonderful publisher (2QT) took it in its raw state
and did everything for me, including uploading it to Amazon. They suggested I
wrote a novel; that novel, Kinnara (polished
and edited) is available in paperback and Kindle.
The Angel in my Well, meanwhile, has been/is
being read by an unanticipated amount of readers, which continues to amaze (and
humble) me. I dearly wish I’d edited it now!
So,
were it not for my mum’s terrible situation, I might never have written a book
in the first place: the only silver lining to an extremely dark cloud.
What genre do you
write?
I
would class my writing as magical realism: Salman Rushdie and Gabriela Garcia
Marquez are just two of my literary heroes.
Can you tell us a
little about your current work in progress?
Best that I talk about Kinnara, as it’s only recently-published. My current work only consists of a shambolic scattering of coffee-stained notes and indecipherable scribbles!
Best that I talk about Kinnara, as it’s only recently-published. My current work only consists of a shambolic scattering of coffee-stained notes and indecipherable scribbles!
Kinnara is a * nasty * funny *
heartbreaking * uplifting * novel that shows us how awful consequences can arise
from thoughtless actions.
The
book is set in England (boy/girl
relationship), Germany (vicious
serial killer) and Thailand
(optimistic beach vendor).
The
book’s USP is that that the destiny of these chief protagonists lies in the
hands of a mythical creature who resides beneath the turquoise waters of the
Andaman Sea.
Now,
who wouldn’t want to read that?
Intrigued?
You bet yo’ ass you’re intrigued!
Go
to Amazon and ‘Look inside’ – oooh, you know you want to, you saucy thing!
What was your first
piece that you can remember writing? What was it about?
I
won a regional poetry competition when I was aged twelve, and an extremely camp
poet arrived at my grammar school to present the prize. The guy sported a
foppish hat, ruffle shirt cuffs and a cravat. When I walked up (red-faced) to
collect my award, all the boys wolf-whistled, stomped their feet and shouted
out things like, “Give him a kiss!”
I
can remember one of my poems being about a bear, showcasing an unbridled
overuse of alliteration, his baggy body
bouncing buoyantly, or some similar pubescent nonsense.
What’s the best part
about writing?
Seeing
my riotous collection of scribbled notes beginning to form cohesive
paragraphs
on a computer screen. It’s exhilarating!
I’m
fervidly passionate about the whole writing process, from that initial blank
screen to final sign off.
What’s the worst part
about writing?
My
healthy social life had to be adjourned.
I
was also forced to abandon exciting passages of writing whenever lovely friends
decided to pop round. How dare they? Nnnng! Grrrrrr! I could’ve cheerfully
strangled them! Huh, friends being friendly
– who needs that sort of foolish behaviour when there’s a chapter to
finish!
What’s the name of
your favourite character, and why?
Sinéad,
Mother of Hannah, the lead girl in the story: she’s Irish, beautiful,
confident, feisty – and wickedly funny (Inspired by my mother).
How much time a
day/week do you get to write? When is the best time for you to write (morning
or night)?
When
I was in *full-on* writing mode, I wrote from 4 a.m. right through ‘til 6 p.m.
barely pausing for food/drink or bathroom pit stops. Personal hygiene, male
grooming and interaction with human beings all but disappeared during this
process. You do have to commit –
writing is not for wimps!
Did you go to college
for writing?
I
studied English literature at college and went to a good grammar school (which
helps), but my writing comes from within. Oh, get me, with my high-falutin talk
an’ all!
What bothers you more:
spelling errors, punctuation errors or grammar errors?
Spelling
errors are the lesser of the three evils as far as I’m concerned (after all, some authors are dyslexic).
You
don’t need to be a grammar Nazi to write a great story, but you do need to
understand the basic tenets of grammar and punctuation.
Aside
from an absorbing story line, readability and flow are the most important things. At least a publishing editor can correct
the bad grammar.
That
being said, there are rules, a
manuscript laced with the poison of bad grammar won’t hold an editor’s
attention for more than a couple of paragraphs. Sadly, a lot of so-called ‘writers’
wouldn’t know their syntax from a Tampax!
What is the best
advice that anyone has given you?
My
wife, Julie, is a voracious reader of books; she’s the perfect person to proof
read my work before anyone else gets to see my mistakes. I value her honesty
(and trust me, she’s bloody honest!). She advised me to use restraint: I have a
tendency to ramp up the descriptive imagery à la Salman Rushdie. This guidance
was echoed by my publishing editor, who suggested I cull some of my extraneous
paragraphs.
This
was fantastic advice. I begrudgingly deleted about 20,000 words from my novel,
then realised that the story was all the better for it.
My
publishing editor did gift me a wonderful review, however, for which I’m
eternally grateful:
‘Murder, myth and Mr
Ordinary meet up in this extraordinary novel. However bad the weather is here,
Ansbro’s vivid writing will transport you to a sun-drenched tropical island –
with darkness at its heart. I loved it!’
-Karen
Holmes, editor 2QT
What advice would you
give to another writer?
·
Don’t
be a pompous, head-up-your-own-arse diva. Accept informed advice.
·
Don’t
believe your own hype.
·
When
you think your book is finished, it
isn’t.
·
If
- after you’ve read/reread/rewritten and edited your book – and you still think it’s finished, it isn’t.
·
A
novel is a marathon, not a sprint.
·
Find
inspiration all around you. Life, movies, books, nature. It’s all there if you
know how to look.
·
Very
few books can carry the weight of excess verbiage.
What are your
favourite writer sites or blogs that you turn to for help, tips and
encouragement?
Um,
I’m afraid that I haven’t yet visited any of the above. Maybe I should?
I
started on Twitter about 5 months ago, at the behest of my publisher, and have
found this to be a wonderful platform for meeting other writers and raising my
author profile. I’d always stubbornly resisted social media but, thanks to
Twitter, I’ve since ‘met’ an army of wonderfully creative people from all over
the world, many of whom I would happily spend a boozy evening with, if they
lived nearby.
But,
GOD, aren’t there also some insufferably arrogant authors who can’t stop
banging on about their dreary novels? Jesus! Many of them have zero social
skills, so Heaven knows what their wanky books are like?
And
… reeeeelax…
Besides writing, what
else do you enjoy doing? What are your hobbies?
Hobbies?
H-O-B-B-I-E-S?
Hobbies, you say?
Oh,
I so miss my hobbies!
They’re
a thing of the past and have since passed into folklore. I’ve spent the last
few months concentrating on promo, including book signings, magazine
interviews, radio interviews, Twitter, Goodreads. You name it, I’ve tried it!
I’m
a real foodie, and something of a bon
viveur now, whereas I used to be
a kickboxer, pubber, clubber and renowned hellraiser. I’m WAY more boring now,
but unsurprisingly, Mrs A prefers me this way.
What’s the best movie
you’ve seen this year?
It’s
been a poor year for films; some of the best ones have been foreign language
ones, including Force Majeure, a
Scandinavian movie.
I
am, however, going to see Spectre next
week.
I’m
so excited, and I just can’t hide it!
I
love Bond movies! (I should’ve been
James Bond, don’t forget).
What is your favourite
book or series of all time?
Les Misérables: Victor Hugo
(Ooohh,
I’d like to sneak about twenty other titles in).
Who is your favourite
author?
Salman
Rushdie. The man is a literary genius.
What are your plans
for the rest of the year in terms of your writing?
·
Try
to prise myself away from social media.
·
Find
a write/life balance.
·
Presently
my groovy friends can visit me anytime, without me wanting to strangle them.
I’d very much like this entente cordiale to
continue.
Where else can we find
you online?
I’m
funny, scandalously naughty, and I’m extremely sociable.
Pay
me a visit sometime, or send me an email via my site – I love to chat!
My website is the best point of call:
I’m
on Twitter:
and
And
I post some blogs/funny stuff on my Google+ page:
Thank
you, Annelisa, for tagging me. It’s been fun!
To
whom, though, shall I extend my
finger?
Next
tag yet to be decided…
Loved your answers, Kevin. Sorry to hear about your mother. I had a similar experience, in that I wrote one of my books (not yet talked about on the Net) whilst dealing with the pain of watching my mother fade and die of Alzheimer's. I did the same when my best friend, Julia, was dying. That was when I wrote my first magical realism book, Sole Possession.
ReplyDeleteApart from this sad reason for starting writing, love the humour in your answers. Also totally agree with what you say about never quite finishing editing. It doesn't stop when you finish. It doesn't stop until it's published. Even then, I bet (with opportunity) you could change something, if you haven't another project on the go to distract you :-)
Thanks very much for allowing me to host your answers, Kevin. I really enjoyed the opportunity of getting to know you better!
Thank you, Annelisa, for affording me this opportunity.
ReplyDeleteAlways fun to be allowed the chance to show off!